Crimson Ruffled Romance: 2000s Vintage Red Dress (Size S)
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Y2K Lilac Ballet Gown M: Vintage Dream. Sheer Elegance. Halter Neck. Maxi Magic. Own It Now.
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Y2K Dark Wash Denim Mini Dress XS - Belted & Babein' A Vintage Gem!
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Y2K Black Sequin Mini Dress Glamour Metallic Magic Size Small Party Ready Vintage Vibes
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Dreamy Y2K Fairy Dress Brown Lace Pink Accent Size Small
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Y2K Dream Dark Pink Floral Mini Dress Romantic Ribbon Tie Summer Vibes Size M
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Black Ballerina Dress Y2K Asymmetrical Hem & Scrunch Corset S - Vintage Chic & Effortless Style
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Y2K Green Tiered Midi Dress Ribbons Vintage Chic Style L
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Y2K Black Neckholder: Silver Swirls Sparkle on This Mini Dress, a True Clubbing Icon (Size M)
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Vintage 2000s Chiffon Dress – Moody Black & White Asymmetry (Size S)
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