
Summer Breeze, Vintage Romance: White Button-Up with Beige Floral Charm, circa 2000, Size Medium.
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Y2K Denim Dream A Chic Blue Crop Jacket S Retro Hip Hop Vibes Only
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Y2K Harley Davidson Biker Babe Shirt - Iconic Back Print. Authentic Vintage. Size Small. Ride On.
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Y2K Angel Surf Tee. Downtown Grey and Pink Vibes. Sized Small. Iconic 2000s Nostalgia. A proper find.
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Y2K Kitty Tee A Purrfect Throwback Black Baby Top Size Small to Medium Cuteness Overload
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Y2K Baby Tee: Downtown Dreams in Baby Blue & Red! Classic White Print. Size M. Pure Vintage Vibes.
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Y2K Purple Dream: Vintage Jersey Turtleneck with Flared Sleeves (Size S) Simply Divine.
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Nineties Night Fever Top: Black Lace & Glitter, Size S/M. Get Ready to Rave!
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Pepe Jeans London Throwback Top Vintage 90s Grey S Strass Girl Power Iconic College Vibes
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Garnet Gem Vintage Crop Top: 90s Club Nights Reimagined, Glittering Seduction (Size S/M)
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Retro Glam Nights 90s High-Neck Top Black with Golden Sparkle Size S/M Clubbing Ready.
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