Alright, here's one: Sleaze Chic: Vintage Black Velvet Jacket, 90s Vibe, Size Small. Absolute belter.
Right, guv'nor, fancy somethin' a bit special, eh? Forget the usual tat, this ain't your average knick-knack. This here is a slice of pure, unadulterated brilliance, a veritable treasure from a bygone era, or maybe the future, we can't quite decide. It's got that certain je ne sais quoi, that twinkle in its eye, that makes you just *have* to have it. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve a bit of the good life. You won't regret it, I promise, not a single, solitary bit. Consider it an investment in happiness, a portal to a world of endless possibilities, or just a really smashing thing to have on your mantelpiece. Your choice, old bean, but don't hang about, they're going faster than a Greggs sausage roll at lunchtime.
£16.88
£33.75
