Alright, here's one: Noughties Noir: Vintage Punk Faux Fur Vest, Edgy Black & Grey with Ring Detail, Small.
Right then, are you tired of the same old, same old Perhaps your life is crying out for a touch of pizzazz a dash of daring, a whisper of "ooh la la" Well, darling, feast your eyes on this It's not just a thing, it's an experience, a conversation starter, a tiny piece of heaven you can hold in your hand Imagine the envious glances, the delighted gasps, the sheer joy radiating from your very being when you own this magnificent… whatever it is I can't quite tell you what it *is*, because that would spoil the surprise, wouldn't it But trust me, you need it. You *deserve* it. Bloody brilliant, innit
£16.88
£33.75
