Wicked 90s Black Knit Jumper Mate. Vintage Sleaze Cool, Size M. Sorted!
Right, listen up, you gorgeous thing, because this ain't just any old... well, it's not just any old *thing*. This is a slice of pure, unadulterated awesome. Think of it as a secret weapon, a conversation starter, a tiny explosion of joy you can hold in your hand. It's got more charisma than a James Bond villain, more style than a catwalk, and more usefulness than a Swiss Army knife on a desert island. Seriously, you need this. You deserve this. Don't delay, grab it before someone else realises how utterly brilliant it is and snatches it from under your nose. Bloody marvellous, innit?
£20.63
£41.25
