Retro Red Tee: Y2K Babe Alert! Long Sleeve Graphic Top. Sized Small. Totally Groovy.
Right then, buckle up, buttercup. Feast your eyes on this magnificent… thing! A veritable whatsit, a doohickey of dreams, a… well, you'll never quite figure out what it IS, and that, my friend, is the beauty of it. Crafted by pixies in a shed, or possibly by a chap who's had a bit too much sherry, it’s guaranteed to… um… definitely do something. Maybe it'll solve world hunger. Maybe it’ll teach your cat to tango. Honestly, who knows? But one thing’s for certain – without this in your life, you’re missing out. Get it now, before the next lucky sod does. You’ll be the envy of everyone, trust me. Or don’t. Suit yourself. But I wouldn’t.
£9.38
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