Absolutely! Here's a creatively crafted title: Nineties Noir: Vintage Halter with Ruffles, Chic Black and White Coquette Style, Size Small.
Right then, fancy a bit of this, do ya? Forget what you know, chuck it in the bin. This here is the bee's knees, the dog's bollocks, the business, alright? It's got more sparkle than a Cockney's false teeth, smoother than a buttered eel, and stronger than a builder's cuppa. Get yer hands on it, you won't regret it, I promise. Blinkin' 'eck, you'll be the envy of everyone! Snap it up before it's gone, you know... like a proper diamond geezer.
£9.38
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