Bohemian Rhapsody: Vintage Patchwork Top – Your 90s Brown Babe! (Size M)
Right then, fancy a bit of this, do you? We're not just selling you a… well, a thing. We're selling you a bloody experience. Think of it as a portal, a key, a passport to… well, you'll bloody find out when you've got it. Crafted by (insert fictional artisan name here) themselves, using methods lost to time, and imbued with a whisper of magic – or maybe just really good glue, who’s to say? But blimey, it looks the business, doesn't it? Get your mitts on this and prepare to be… well, surprised. It's a right gamble, this one, but what's life without a little flutter, eh? Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it.
£10.13
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