Blue and white babe alert: 90s striped mini skirt – a touch of vintage coquette chic, size small, ready to twirl.
Right, then, listen up. Tired of the same old tat cluttering your gaff? Well, feast your eyes on this beauty. A proper bit of kit, this is. Rare as rocking horse poo, crafted by artisans who wouldn’t know a mass-produced widget if it slapped them in the face. It's got… well, it’s got *it*, you know? That certain something. That indefinable… *je ne sais quoi*! Makes your mates green with envy, your neighbours weak at the knees, and probably summons a passing unicorn or two. Honestly, you need this in your life. Don’t be a mug, treat yourself.
£10.88
£21.75
